i got it bad

i am not one to count down to things because i generally think it's kind of a silly activity, and plus i think it usually winds up making it feel like whatever i'm waiting for actually takes longer to arrive. but this time... oh yes friends, this time i am counting down the very seconds until it is finished, until i can throw those hideous purple scrubs in the faces of all the teachers and administrators who have dragged this program into the mucky muck and tarnished the profession of nursing for me forever and laugh and spit and tell them that i did it all without any stinkin' help from them anyway. i absolutely can not wait to be done with this chapter of life and get on to whatever is up next.
any ideas???
i've got a few...